Monday, June 27, 2011

*UPDATE**UPDATE**UPDATE*

Just received word that the good folks over at Dirty Cheeky Monkeys have been able to move up the posting date of Uninhibited Wallflower to July 13,2011.  Two weeks from Wednesday, it'll be available!

Teaser from Work In Progress

"Where did you go?" he asked. "You looked about a million miles away." He leaned forward, taking my hand across the table. "You're not having second thoughts because of what I said, are you?" He looked so tense, so I scrambled for something to say to make him laugh. Might as well be honest, as long as he didn't know it...
"No, no! I was just picturing you in a loincloth," I said with a straight face. Barely. My cheeks flamed even hotter. He looked shocked; then he laughed that wonderful, smooth laugh again. "And no more of that heavy talk. I like you, and that's final. We're going to get to know each other, and there's nothing you can do about it." I punctuated that sentence with a firm nod, just so he'd know that I meant business. He held up both hands in a mea culpa gesture.
"What kind of loincloth?" he asked after a moment, raising one eyebrow. I think he was trying to look sinister, but it was seriously turning me on.
"What do you mean what kind? There's more than one?" Shit, I was giggling again.
"Of course, Bella! There's the Tarzan loincloth, which is usually made of some type of ragged animal skin, and the slave loincloth, made of rough fabric – probably really scratchy on sensitive areas -"
"Stop, stop! I can't handle it!" I was giggling even louder.
"I think you can handle it, Bella." Those damn sexy eyes were shining with mirth. "You started it. If you're going to fantasize about me in a loincloth, you'd better make sure the material feels nice rubbing against what's under it."
I know my mouth was hanging wide open at this point. He was throwing down the gauntlet. I couldn't let him get to me like this; he had too many advantages already.
"I don't think the type of loincloth would matter. You see, the way I was picturing it, you wouldn't be wearing it long enough for it to bother you."
The smirk disappeared and he shifted in his seat. He looked a bit dazed.
The girls dropped to their knees in supplication.
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Now it was my turn to smirk.

Mentionable Monday 6/27/11

So, I've decided I'm going to try to put up a "mention" for a completed fic that has caught my attention each Monday....Wednesdays will be dedicated to "worthy wips".  For my first rec, I stumbled across this last night, I'm only a couple of chapters in, but it's flirty and fun and I have a feeling it'll be explosive before the end!

Work In Progress by araeo  Rated M, 42 chapters
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4874316/1/Work_in_Progress
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Coming Soon...Uninhibited Wallflower

Summary:  Bella Swan is a wallflower.  Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul.  Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore.  POLY  B/E/J
This oneshot will debut on July 20, 2011 at www.dirtycheekymonkeys.blogspot.com  
Once they post it for their Squeeze My Lemon entry, I will be able to post it on my fanfic profile.  If the response is good enough, I will be extending it into my next full story!